Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

whats yellow after cani...nathan

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Female rights.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What's clear and wet? water

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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