Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

destiny

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A Pakistani news reader.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Robin, get in the batmobile

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Womens basketball

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Phew... it's gone.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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