- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

My three children are three big mistakes.

why dont they make black forks

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig