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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

I love pissing people off :P

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.