wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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