BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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I'm sn otter

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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