- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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