all jokes aside...

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

noah is a scrub jungle

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Two guys walk into a bar.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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