Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Woman rights.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Fox News

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The Morman Religion.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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