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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

I'm 4 and what is this?

2 + 2 = 4

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

kill yourself

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Cripples are lame.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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