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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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