So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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The Moon Landing.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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David Cameron

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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