- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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