why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Jellybeans

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

chuck norris

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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