What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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what's up? my penis.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Compton

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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