Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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womens rights.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Winter

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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