a blind man walks into a wall

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Bitch

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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