Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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