Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Democracy.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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