what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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sure!

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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I have aids

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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