What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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