- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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