- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

A Jew walks into Macy's

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Jeff

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

i just wrote this so hard

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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