what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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