- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Boner

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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