- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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