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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Cool Brian

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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