A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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