Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I'm Batman.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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