What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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