- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

hey John will you make some copies

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Keanu Reaves

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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