Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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