A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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womens rights.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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The Holocaust

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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