- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

My Boyfriend

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

poo

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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