- Anti Joke

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.