Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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