why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

give me a thumbs up

Okay, after this one then...

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Are you Drew?

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What is a jew in space? Dead

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

knock knock who's there? faith

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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