What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

David Cameron

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How High is a Chinese man

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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