What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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world peace

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Black People

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Anti Joke

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