- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

punchline below punchline above

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

GADZOOKS!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A kid has no friends.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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