A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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420

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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