- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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