- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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