- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What is the best joke ever? 1D

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why? Why Not?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Major League Soccer

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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