How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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