What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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split your ass cheek

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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soccer

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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