- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Racial Equality

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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