- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

knock knock There's no door

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Tim and Eric

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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