- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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