- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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