A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

A baby seal walks into a club.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

The jets are a good team..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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