- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

women's rights

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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