A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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