Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man makes a sandwich.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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