- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Cripples are lame.

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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