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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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