Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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WEED!

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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LIFE :(

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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He--Hey guys

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Women's rights.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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