what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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