why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Who is John Galt?

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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