If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Tunechi

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Xbox One

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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