- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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