whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

identical jokes get different votes.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Refrigerator

Jayden Eccles

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Poop!!

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

u suck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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