What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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