Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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