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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now