- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A man makes a sandwich.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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