What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Poker? I barely even know her.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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