Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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