What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Today is March 22.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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sure!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Koalas mum is a slut

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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