Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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